I seem to be missing some bread, Panera.
Tracks
Randomly I want a really, really good turkey sandwich. Not like one from Subway but like an awesomely great turkey sandwich. This random, pointless thought is brought to you by my lazy hunger.
why?
YouTube froze twice. And I got these amazing screenshots.
(In the first one she was saying hymen).
Imagine, on Paper.
Made With Paper by andremazzu
Sheldon and Penny are having their first party as a couple
That’s actually all I remember from this episode. Kaley and Jim being extremely perfect with each other.
I can’t possibly imagine how that is comfortable.
What Turning Forty Means to Me: I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do. (Bossypants, 2011)
Happy 43rd Birthday Elizabeth Stamatina Fey
i just died jhfsasbhge
Are you kidding me right now
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Me:
Dude, you left the front door unlocked this morning.
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K:
I did?
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Me:
Yeah. I was in the shower. Please try not to do that again. That's how horror movies start.
He knew I wasn’t feeling well and cuddled for about all of 10 seconds. Then promptly got up and put all his fat dog body weight on my stomach (the part of me that is not feeling particularly great at the moment). Still it was sweet while it lasted. I also get the same reaction from him if I’m eating food. Or it looks like I’m about to eat food.
Especially for Bean
I’m about 500% done with this day and about 8,000% done with this week.
